Burglar

Meanwhile in New Jersey: Dreamy Burglar Couple Eats, Drinks, Screws and Showers During Their Break-In

Talk about making yourself at home! A bold burglar couple got very intimate with a home they broke into in New Jersey recently, doing everything you’d do with your sweetheart if you had rented a swanky Airbnb for an anniversary.

Alex Ray Yeakley and Amanda Lentz, a couple from Pennsylvania, gained access to a tony house in the Englewood neighborhood on a recent Friday night. But instead of emptying the abode of its jewels and electronics, they decided to partake in a hedonistic night together. They raided the fridge, had sex, took a hot shower, and one of them lounged in the homeowner’s bathrobe. (Not necessarily in that order.)

“It is believed that the pair had been inside the home for a period of time before they were discovered,” Englewood Police Chief Lawrence Suffern said in a press release. He also acknowledged that the devilish duo “may have utilized the shower and [sic] well as taken other liberties” during their time there.

While it sounds like there were in residence for a while, they were completely oblivious to the fact that a babysitter and a young child were also home at the time. The nanny heard Lentz on the baby monitor and mistakenly thought the homeowner had returned, but discovered the thieves around 10:30 p.m. The criminal couple grabbed some jewelry, a wallet, and an iPhone, then hopped in the homeowner’s Lincoln Navigator (leaving their own 2003 Toyota Corolla at the scene – rookie mistake).

Cops tracked the burglars down thanks to the aforementioned iPhone they stole. A car chase ensued, followed by a chase-down on foot, but the bad guys were eventually apprehended 50 miles north of the crime scene.

Next time, dummies, just save up your money and get a room.

Cover Photo: Facebook

Meanwhile in Florida: Toddler Gets Head Stuck in Toilet Seat, Dad Saves the Day With Saw

MORE NEWS:

Meanwhile in Florida: College Student Jailed For Fish Photo, There Goes His Tinder Profile

Visit the Mandatory Shop for great deals on your very own Mandatory merch.

Follow Mandatory on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

TRENDING


X
// ad on openWeb