FunMeanwhile in Florida: Teacher Arrested for Selling Drugs to Students, At Least She Didn’t Sleep With Themby Nick Perkins
Food & DrinkMan Pulls Gun, Throws White Claw on Craft Beer Lovers (Sinner or Saint?)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkSecret Shopper: Police Arrest Man Thought to Be Hiding in Grocery Store Ceiling Since Decemberby Christopher Osburn
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Wakes Up to Burglar Sucking His Toes, Didn’t Even Get Dinner Firstby Nick Perkins
CultureMeanwhile in Florida: Mother of the Year Drives Getaway Car After Son Commits Robberyby Nick Perkins
FunPolice Officer Fired For Giving Feces Sandwich to Homeless Man Wins Job Back, Maintains Sh!t-Eating Grinby Nick Perkins
FunAnti-Vaxxer Charged After Throwing Menstrual Blood in Court, Perfect Example For Why You Should Vaccinate Your Kidsby Nick Perkins
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Hanging From Traffic Lights and Pooping on Cars, Stuck the Landingby Nick Perkins
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Police Respond to Neighbors’ 911 For Screaming Woman, Turns Out to Be Parrot Sick of Cracker Lifeby Ken Franklin
