FunPlot Twist: Bank Teller Robs Customer After Large Cash Withdrawal, Steals Their Free Sucker, Tooby Ken Franklin
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Overly-Eager Holiday Lover Sits Atop Family’s Roof in Nothing But Underwear, Christmas Drills in Progressby Nick Perkins
FunMan Locked in Store After Falling Asleep and Being Left Alone, Everything He Dreamed It Could Beby Nick Perkins
Life HacksYour iPhone Can Weigh Drugs (And 7 Other Handy Uses For Degenerate Phone Addicts)by Ken Franklin
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Loses Card Game, Sets Winner’s Car on Fire With Him Inside (As You Do)by Ken Franklin
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Warehouse Worker Crashes Forklift, Smashes Window, Gets Naked (Not Necessarily in That Order)by Ken Franklin
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Having Sex With Stuffed Animals In Target; Expected More, Paid Lessby Nick Perkins
Food & DrinkFlocks of Drunken E-Scooter Riders Lose Their Driver’s Licenses at Oktoberfest, Rightfully Soby Christopher Osburn
