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Weird NewsWeird News of the Day: Brain Found on Wisconsin Beach, Surprisingly Not Made of Cheese But Likely Belongs to Certain Politicianby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsPolice Find Loaded Gun Stashed Up the Butt of Louisiana Man, What Could Go Right?by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsNew Doggy Dating App Pinder Helps Your Pooch Find Love (Or at the Least a Consistent Line of Butts to Sniff It and Quit It)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsLife After RBG: Senator Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell Do Complete 180 on Beliefs For Appointing New SCOTUS, Reportedly Left Their Nuts in 2016by Mandatory Editors
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Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Condo With Beer Can Walls For Sale Wins This Year’s ‘Most Florida Thing Ever’ Awardby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsSold-Out Karen Halloween Mask Tops All Horror Characters, Parents Struggle Explaining to Kids Some Monsters Are Realby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsSocially-Distant Dentist Gets Prison Time For Hoverboard Tooth Extraction (And You Thought Your Dentist Was Bad)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsPoolside Napper Rudely Awakened by Black Bear, Just Grateful He Ate All the Meat in His Pockets Beforehandby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsDinosaur For Sale: T-Rex Skeleton on Auction Guaranteed to Make Your Quarantine Space Fairly Memorableby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile In Florida: Homophobic Man Shoots Doctor For Making Him Orgasm During Prostate Examby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMissing Man Crashes Press Conference About His Disappearance, Understandably Upset About the Low Attendanceby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsThat’s America’s Dick: Chris Evans’ NSFW Nude Photo Proves He’ll Do Anything to Get Your Attention About the Importance of Votingby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsGum-Loving Man Given the OK to Be Buried in Juicy Fruit-Themed Casket, Hoping For That Long-Lasting Flavorby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsTrump Open to 4-Hour Biden Debate Hosted by Joe Rogan, American People Prefer Them to All Smoke Weed Firstby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsMan Defecates Outside Nancy Pelosi’s Home, The Most Peaceful of Protestsby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsDumbass Meth Dealer Arrested After Crashing Into Cop Cars In Easiest Drug Bust Everby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: College Student Jailed For Fish Photo, There Goes His Tinder Profileby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsSin No More: Pope Francis Says Sex and Eating Are ‘Divine’ Pleasures From Godby Mandatory Editors
