Weird NewsMeanwhile in Olympics: Former Competitor Busted For Smuggling $200 Million of Cocaine, Maybe This Could Be a Sport, Too?by Ken Franklin
Weird NewsPresident Biden Just Got Handed the Most Important Memo of His Life And You’ll Never Guess What It Saidby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in New York: Graphic Pizza Parlor Brawl Has It All (Soup Ladles and Burnt Crust For Weapons), Shows a Very Hangry Crowd (Hilarious Video)by Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Maine: Couple Arrested After Cops Discovered Cocaine Disguised as Cake (Is There Another Way?)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Connecticut: Landlord Caught Sniffing Tenant’s Panties on Camera Is Your Greatest Nightmare Come Trueby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Japan: Man Almost Masturbates to Death (But What a Way to Go)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMen Are Bigger Polluters Than Women, Study Reports That Dudes Are Garbageby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Kentucky: Artist Makes Giant Statue Using Only Wine Corks, Working Title ‘An Alcoholic Masterpiece’by Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Oklahoma: Woman Runs Over Husband With ATV After Food Fight, Now We’re Talkingby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsWatch Matt Gaetz Get Super Awkward When Trolling Comedian ‘Superfan’ Says ‘I Don’t Think You’re a Pedophile,’ Exact Face a Pedophile Would Makeby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsBreaking: New Orleans Home of Beyonce and Jay-Z Catches Fire, Hard-Knocked Life For These Survivors (Seriously Though, Everyone OK?)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsPlot Twist! Judge Suspended After Pulling Gun Out in Court, It Does Not Please the Courtby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Woman Arrested For Skinny-Dipping in Stranger’s Pool, Should Get a Medal of Honorby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Dump Truck Comes into Full Potential After Massive Cow-Shit Spill on Highway (Gross Photos)by Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsMeanwhile at the Circus: Teen Slapped in Face by Seagull on Amusement Ride Is Worth the Image in Your Mindby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsJoe Biden Unfriends Facebook, Third-Degree Burn For Users Spending Entire Days Hate-Commentingby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in India: Watch a Monkey Broke Drinking Kahlúa in a Liquor Storeby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsBreaking: Massive Internet Outage Shuts Down Delta, McDonald’s, HBO Max, and Airbnb (Is This the 4 Horsemen From Hell?)by Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Oklahoma: Missing Murder Suspect Arrested After Commenting on Police Facebook Post (You’ll Never Guess What She Asked For)by Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in the Olympics: Racewalker Poops Pants, Uses Sponge to Mop Up and Keeps Going (A True Role Model For Young Athletes)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile California: Insane Crash Shows Car Flying Through the Air, Puts ‘F9’ to Shame (Video)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in New York: Brawl Breaks Out at Yankee Stadium After Fan Pegs Outfielder in the Head, It’s a Beautiful Day For Baseball (Video)by Mandatory Editors
