Weird NewsUber Jump Releases Three-Wheeled Scooters for Losers Who Are Also Uncoordinatedby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsStudy Finds Dads Hide From Family in Bathroom, IBS Now as Common of an Excuse as Glaucoma Is For Stonersby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsGwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Sells Out, People Really Excited About Their Home Smelling Like They Just Had Sexby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsCharmin’s Pooptime Pal Robot Is the TP Retriever Pet Voted Most Likely to Record You at Your Worst This Yearby Jeff Kronenfeld
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Disney World Characters Too Cute Not to Squeeze Without Consentby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsUber Driver Takes Dump in Passenger’s House, Gives Zero Stars For Lack of Hard Candies and Body Sprayby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Police Respond to Neighbors’ 911 For Screaming Woman, Turns Out to Be Parrot Sick of Cracker Lifeby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Woman Threatens to Get McDonald’s Sauce ‘By Any Means Necessary,’ Asking Deemed Perfectly Acceptableby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsAsteroids Heading For Earth! Nonexistent Space Force Says ‘Not Really Our Thing’by Nick Perkins
Weird NewsWoman Threatens to Give ‘Black Eye’ to Breastfeeding Moms (And Their Babies), Absolutely No Recollection of Being Breastfed Herselfby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsTexas Dad Upset With Son’s Haircut Shoots Barber, And It Wasn’t Even a Bowl Cutby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsHarvey Weinstein Faces 4 New Counts of Sexual Assault in Los Angeles, Not Including All Houseplants He Defiledby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsInstagram Model Raises $1M In Nudes For Australian Wildfire Relief (What Are You Willing to Do?)by Nick Fisher
Weird NewsCarnival Cruise Ships Collide in Titanic Fashion, Because When Has Anything Good Ever Happened on a Cruise?by Nick Perkins
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Naked Man Steals Car From Valet, Wasn’t Planning on Leather Seatsby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsDumpster Dive: Investigation Discovers Amazon Third-Party Sellers Who Repackage Actual Trashby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Mom Leaves Kids on Bus to Smoke Weed, Alternative Parenting Style Deniedby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsCompany With Period Badges For Female Employees Under Fire, People Aren’t Going With the Flowby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Bus Evacuated After Teen Hot-Boxes It With Axe Body Spray, Coins New Term ‘Douchebus’by Nick Perkins
Weird NewsMeanwhile in America: Dumbass Caught Robbing Bank After Ironic Social Media Post About Making It ‘Look Easy’by Ken Franklin
Weird NewsLonesome Dog Sets Kitchen on Fire, Likely Strategic Play After a Year of the Exact Same Mealby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsRobert De Niro’s Assistant Denies Bingeing on ‘Friends’ During Work, Maintains She Was ‘On a Break’by Nick Perkins
