Weird NewsMeanwhile in California: Vandals Targeting Chauvin Defense Witness Leave Severed Pig Head at Wrong House, Nice Way to Start the Day Say New Tenantsby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in California: Man in Bear Suit Attempts to Walk From LA to San Francisco Without Getting Shot or Run Overby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Oklahoma: Doritos Junkie Steals Chip Truck, Leads Police on 100-Mile Chase Only to Find Cool Ranch Not a Real Placeby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsBreast Friends: Two Women Refuse to Quarantine After Traveling to Get Breast Implants, Claim New Puppies Too Good to Isolateby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMyPillow Guy Gets Punk’d into Thinking Trump Called Him During On-Air Telethonby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsWorld’s Tallest Rabbit Stolen From English Garden, World’s Best Pet Detective on Caseby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsNew Yorkers Race For Plastic Surgeons to Tighten Things Up As Covid Restrictions Loosen, And the Most Popular Procedure Is….by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMars Rover Takes Selfie With Helicopter (And You Thought Influencers Were Annoying)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsTUSHY Bidet Launches Lipstick Designed to Match Butthole, First Date ‘Hello’ Skips First Base Goes Straight to Dugoutby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Vegas: Model Brain-Damaged After Eating Pretzel Awarded $29.5 Million (But Did the Prosecutor Check to See If She Wasn’t Damaged the Evening Prior?)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Man Breaks World Record For Watching ‘Avengers: Endgame’ 191 Times, Obviously Spent His Quarantine Downtime More Wisely Than Any of Usby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsPfizer vs. Moderna: TikTokers Battle It Out Over the Superior Vaccine (But Seriously Just Get One, Any One)by Mandatory Editors
Weird News‘Demonic Chihuahua’ Adoption Ad Goes Viral, And People Wonder Why It’s Hard to Find Good Homes For Dogsby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Georgia: Man Offered Job at Restaurant After He Attempted to Rob Itby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsThe Matt Gaetz Guide to Acing Your Sexual Misconduct Quiz While Looking Like a Groundhogby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsMeanwhile on TikTok: Woman Goes From Drinking Bottomless to Being Toothless, Brunch Will Never Feel the Same Againby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsPutin Voted Russia’s Sexiest Man By 2,000 People, Other 144 Million Votes Misplaced (Odd)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsWoman Joins OnlyFans After Boyfriend Calls Her Unattractive, Makes $45K a Month (Getting Rich Is the Best Revenge)by Mandatory Editors
