Weird NewsCalifornia Students Receive ID Cards with Sex Hotline Number, Radical New Form of Sex Edby Nick Perkins
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Weird NewsFuneral Mourners Get Stoned After Being Served Hash Cake At Restaurant (That’s How He Would Have Wanted to Be Remembered)by Nick Perkins
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Weird NewsDonald Trump Jr. ‘Triggered’ By Fake Book Cover Swap (More Upset It’s Better Than His)by Nick Perkins
Weird NewsWeird News: Woman Bumps Into Supposedly Dead Ex-Boyfriend, Who Doubles Down By Calling in Dead to Workby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsCat on NFL Football Field Scores Touchdown, Miami Dolphins Desperate to Recruitby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Having Sex With Stuffed Animals In Target; Expected More, Paid Lessby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsWoman Lives to 108 Because She Drinks Champagne, She Thinks (But Can’t Remember)by Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Teen Attacks Family With Knife After Getting ‘Cut Off’ From Eating Tomatoes (God Knows How She’ll React Over Chocolate)by Ken Franklin
Weird NewsIowa Woman Killed by Explosion at Gender Reveal Party, Still Unlikely the End of These Terrible Partiesby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsElon Musk to Replace Tesla Horns With Farts and Goat Noises (And Our Job Making Jokes Has Been Done For Us)by Nick Perkins
Weird NewsWeird News: TSA Finds ‘Like 20 Bags’ of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Woman’s Luggage, Claims It’s Not Easy Being Cheesyby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsMind-Reading Device Calms You Down For Only $150, Says Guy Who Never Smoked Weedby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsJustin Bieber Removes Wife’s Wedding Garter With Sexy Beaver Teeth Move, Hundreds of Young Beliebers Expected to Be Hospitalized for Terminal FOMOby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsIowa Man Scores $3 Million In Beer Money, Still Too Cheap to Buy Everyone a Roundby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsBold Apple Strategy Threatens to Take Away Your Internet If You Don’t Upgradeby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsWoman in Bloody Carrie Costume Horrifies First Responders After Car Crash, Can’t Tell If She’s Kiddingby Nick Perkins
Weird NewsPresident Trump Hands Out Halloween Candy at White House, Terrifies Children Without Costume or Decorationby Nick Perkins
