Weird NewsMeanwhile in Ohio: Nurse Tries to Prove That Covid Vaccines Made Her Magnetic Before Legislative Committee (And Fails Miserably)by Mandatory Editors
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Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Woman Swears She Spotted Dinosaur in Viral Home Security Video (Probably Just Needs New Glasses)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Fashion: Stiletto Crocs Put the Party Up Top and Business in Back, Reminder That a Terrible Thing Can Always Be Worseby Mandatory Editors
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Weird NewsMeanwhile in Nature: 70-Pound Disabled Tortoise Cruising on Custom Wheelchair Has That Post-Covid Vibe We’re Afterby Erica Rivera
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Weird NewsMeanwhile in New Mexico: Dildo Drone Springs Up at Mayoral Campaign Rally, Raising the Bar on Sexual Harassment in Politics Foreverby Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Brazil: Idiot Comedian Dressed as Superman Steps in Front of a Bus, And the Ending Is Tragedy Plus Timing (Yet Still Not Comedy)by Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Florida: Boy Swims Hour to Rescue Drowning Dad, Perfect Card to Play For Father’s Dayby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Texas: Mom Arrested After Posing as Daughter For Entire Day at Middle School (And Her Reason Why Is Somewhat Insane)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMandatory Drunk of the Week: Wisconsin Teen Passes Out in Cop’s Airbnb, Might As Well Handcuff Himself Next Timeby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in London: Photos of World’s First Glass Sky Pool Opens, Adds Exciting New Way to Tease Death From Leisurely Activityby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile on TikTok: Fast-Food Karen Gets Flame-Broiled After Complaining Husband Was Too Distracted Staring at Employee’s Bunsby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Space: Jeff Bezos to Take First Blue Origin Flight Next Month, Earth Scrambling to Create No-Return Policyby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Mexico: Former OnlyFans Star Running For Office Says She’ll Give Free Breast Implants If Elected (And Sold! Who Wants to Go to Mexico?)by Christopher Osburn
Weird NewsMeanwhile in New York: Private School Teaches First Graders Masturbation, Can’t Wait For Second Base, Err Gradeby Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in California: Viral TikTok Video Shows Teen Girl Wrestling Bear to Save Dogs, Add It to List of Reality Show Ideas (Video)by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in Minnesota: Cake-Loving 3-Year-Old Asks For ‘Lion King’ Birthday Surprise Depicting Mufasa’s Death So Guests Would Be ‘Too Sad to Eat’by Mandatory Editors
Weird NewsMeanwhile in America: One Obvious State Is Giving Away Free Guns to the Vaccinated, Trading One Safety Issue For Anotherby Christopher Osburn
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