9 Incognito Websites Where You Can Discreetly Get Off (NSFW)
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I understand why live-streaming websites are the go-to sources for pornographic material. I mean, they’re free and you, a horny male, have many, many options to choose from at the click of a button. Looking at it from this perspective, there’s no reason we shouldn’t indulge. Well, except for the fact that these websites are primarily responsible for killing the porn industry.
How so? Live streaming websites host stolen clips from paid websites. The websites are “populated” (see: stolen) by the website’s users, which is why some videos don’t boast the greatest quality. With hundreds of millions of viewers visiting these websites every day, you can see how this stolen content can affect profit. Why aren’t these websites being sued for theft? Because the websites aren’t doing the stealing, it’s us.
As such, it seems fitting to suggest some alternative websites for porn. These websites also boast the added benefit of looking completely innocent on your web history; it’s a win-win! So let’s get to it. Needless to say, as we are talking about porn here, the links below range from NSFW to Extremely NSFW.
I’ve finished myself to completion more than once on a Tumblr page (no shame here, guys). That’s because Tumblr is basically a porn website that disguises itself otherwise. To see it from this perverted perspective, all you need is the knowledge of which Tumblr sites are best for viewing dirty images, videos and GIFs. Of the website’s 200,000 most visited blogs, 11 percent host sex-related content.
Some good sites are: Boobs Are Cool, Masturbation Material, Naughty Girl GIFs and so on. Salon also released a collection of porn offerings on Tumblr, if you choose to indulge. Honestly, though: search anything on Tumblr and you’ll undoubtedly find porn.
OK, so you can’t get full nudity on Instagram, but you can get pretty damn close. The app does host accounts that cater to many fetishes, including twerking, big booties, feet, you name it. They’re all there. Also: almost every porn star on the planet has an account, and these ladies come up with very innovative ways to work around the strict nudity guidelines. Same goes to “models” who got “famous” on the app.
Some good accounts to follow are: @emilysears, @ini.helen, @instafootaddiction (if you’re into feet), @monicaalvarez03, and so on. Esquire also features many worthwhile beauties in their series: Women We Love of Instagram, so if you want some other ladies to follow and fill your newsfeed with eye candy, check these out.
Unlike Instagram, Twitter has no problem with nudity. Follow any porn star on Twitter, click on their image gallery, and I guarantee you will get full-on nudity in their photographs. Many of these photos are taken personally with their phones, which gives audiences a more authentic view of the actress, especially without the professional hair, makeup and lighting, which, for some reason, makes the images both hotter and more intimate.
Reddit is user-populated and users like porn. So anything that porn lovers want to share will be shared. But you already know this.
Porn stars have Snapchat, too. So by following your favorite starlets, your mobile phone becomes a library of pornographic material. My recommendation for as many porn stars you can see in one account? Follow PornHub (@ph-official).
Each day, the account gives a different mainstream porn star access to their account. These porn stars, in turn, take images and videos all day long of whatever they choose. Talk about variety! More often than not, the media is sexually explicit in the best way possible. For other porn stars, celebrities, etc. to follow, check out SnapCodes.
6. Live sex websites
Experts have spoken. Live sex websites are the future of porn. The reasons for this is because we’re bored with traditional porn. We want a more personal experience. Since live sex websites offers two-way communication between viewers and webcam models, people feel more attached to their pornography. It feels more personal. For this kind of pornography, I suggest you visit Chaturbate or Cam4. Chaturbate alone hosts over 3,000 worldwide broadcasters during peak hours. Go get it!
YouTube’s copyright laws are pretty strict, meaning whenever porn is uploaded, it is taken down as quickly as possible. But that’s not to say there isn’t any porn on there, because there certainly is. If accessed at the right time, there could be ample amounts. Your best bet for accessing porn on Youtube is to simply input “porn” in the search bar and sort by “Newest.” There. Done.
Image-based bulletin board website 4Chan is also the site responsible for The Fappening, an infamous scandal that saw hundreds of explicit and private photos of celebrities released to the public. Needless to say, you can find porn on the website if you want to. In fact, a very lucky 4Chan user wrote a porn screenplay, posted it on the website, and porn production company Brazzers made it happen. How cool is that!
Though brief, if you look hard enough, you can most definitely find porn on Vine. It may not be as explicit as we’re used to (because they also have strict guidelines), but there are accounts available. For best (and easiest) results, visit VineRoulette and type in whatever pornographic keywords you can manufacture. You will find some porn. I’m sure of it.