FunPlot Twist: Bank Teller Robs Customer After Large Cash Withdrawal, Steals Their Free Sucker, Tooby Ken Franklin
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Overly-Eager Holiday Lover Sits Atop Family’s Roof in Nothing But Underwear, Christmas Drills in Progressby Nick Perkins
FunMurderer Claims His Life Sentence Is Served After Briefly Dying in Hospital, Wakes Up to Same Cruel Worldby Nick Perkins
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Pulls Machete After Getting Rejected for Date (Imagine What He Does When He Gets Cheated On)by Nick Perkins
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Warehouse Worker Crashes Forklift, Smashes Window, Gets Naked (Not Necessarily in That Order)by Ken Franklin
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Having Sex With Stuffed Animals In Target; Expected More, Paid Lessby Nick Perkins
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Teen Attacks Family With Knife After Getting ‘Cut Off’ From Eating Tomatoes (God Knows How She’ll React Over Chocolate)by Ken Franklin