We'll take our coffee black from here on out, thanks.
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Vaping somehow just got worse.
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Next time, just steal a few bucks from your mom's purse like a normal person.
We'd kill to see this.
Think twice before you accept homemade treats, kids.
Haven't you ever heard of weed?
Crime doesn't pay. Neither does maternity leave.
What's on the menu today, Granny?
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