Oh, Florida. We don’t know why (maybe there’s something in the water?) but we can always count on the Sunshine State to put on an epic shitshow we can’t turn away from. Whether it’s people behaving badly, animals turning up in places they aren’t supposed to, or plain old bizarre mishaps that simply don’t go down anywhere else, the Alligator State is endlessly entertaining.
In honor of the ridiculous, wacky, crazy, and unexpected events that transpired in Florida this year, we’ve rounded up our favorite Meanwhile in Florida stories, then ranked them for maximum absurdity. Scroll down, read ’em, and have a shameless laugh at humanity’s expense.
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2021 Best Of Meanwhile in Florida
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10. Meanwhile in Florida: Alligator Chases People in Wendy’s Parking Lot, That’ll Help Work Off Those Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers
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9. Meanwhile in Florida: Dump Truck Comes into Full Potential After Massive Cow-Shit Spill on Highway (Gross Photos)
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8. Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Falls Off Disney World Ride Trying to Steal the Most Phallic of Disney Prizes
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7. Meanwhile in Florida: Super Mom Holds Teen So Her Kid Could Beat Him Up, Nice Little Mother-Son Afternoon
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Photo: Flagler County Sheriff’s Office
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6. Meanwhile in Florida: Rock Band Frontwoman Hands Out Golden Shower, Folks in the Front Row May Get Wet
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5. Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Arrested After Masturbating During Video Jail Visit (But Does It Really Count if It Was Virtual, Your Honor?)
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4. Meanwhile in Florida: Missing Woman Rescued Yet Again From Drain Pipe, Sewer Rat Is Apparently Spirit Animal
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Photo: Delray Beach Fire and Rescue
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3. Meanwhile in Florida: Horny Man Arrested For Making Furry Love to Stuffed Animals at Local Target Asks ‘Is It News If There’s No Surprise?’
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2. Meanwhile in Florida: Groom Ends Police Chase By Fingering His Own A-Hole, That’s One Way to Show Them Your Finger
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1. Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Woman Goes on Rampage at Outback Steakhouse, Clearly Has Beef With Clothes at Dinner (Don’t We All Now?)
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