Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap Up the Week: Valentine’s Day Edition
It may be Friday, but it’s also Valentine’s Day, and nothing is sweeter or more diabetic than a funny tweet you can share with those you love. If you missed our last Tweets of the Week, you missed a botched Iowa caucus, the failed impeachment, points Democrat debates and Jeffrey Epstein definitely not killing himself, but this week we just need a laugh to go without refined sugar binge. Thank goodness we have this sweet tweet video to get us through! Now catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then, of course, follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
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Disservice Animal: Cleverly Disturbed Man Registers Beer as an Emotional Support Pet
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