Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Why would I spend $5 on a bag of apples at the store when I can wear warm fall clothes in 88° weather and pay $56 for our family to pick them ourselves.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 25, 2022
when i said i liked it rough i didn’t mean my entire life
— (@lowkeyalbert) September 25, 2022
me thinking if I should send my toxic message or just shut up pic.twitter.com/yCnZKuOL5j
— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) September 25, 2022
“mommy issues or daddy issues?” bro im the issue
— mfs that are in pain (@keepingpain) September 25, 2022
he got me smiling at his texts should i block him ?????
— evelyn (@evellynnncc) September 25, 2022
Is the album good or did it just come out when I was between the ages of twelve and nineteen?
— guro gf (@blackmetalbrews) September 24, 2022
“i like your personality” thanks i have 10 more
— owch (@lilowch) September 24, 2022
arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 45 minutes
— (@slvppy) September 25, 2022
Can we normalize not loving family members
— Nッ (@Noorthevirgo) September 24, 2022
your childhood wasn’t lit if a dresser or tv never fell on you
— fentanyl (@deadsbirth) September 24, 2022
Learning minion language on Duolingo all day while my girl friend works two jobs
— pj (@pjayevans) September 25, 2022
Banana Bread, be sure to follow me for more exciting recipe ideas. pic.twitter.com/ikFSXfiV4q
— Joe William Bowles II (@JoeWBowles) September 24, 2022