Burglars these days are really making themselves at home. And celebrities seem to be prime targets. For the second time this year, Johnny Depp’s mansion has been burgled – though this time, the burglar helped himself to Depp’s extensive liquor cabinet and exquisite shower facilities.
Everyone’s favorite Scissorhands has had a rough couple of years after a high-profile divorce led to an even higher-profile court case ruling Depp a wife-beater. But even before all the bad publicity, Depp has been known to enjoy a bender or two.
The actor who spends $30,000 a month on wine, no doubt has an impeccable collection of spirits worth sampling. And the $300,000 a month he spends on staff is rumored to include a few on-call drinking buddies – meaning Depp’s hilltop manse is no stranger to LA’s finest vagrants.
All of which casts doubt on the veracity of this latest invasion. According to neighbors, a dark-haired man was spotted milling around the pool of the actor’s Hollywood Hills estate. The suspect then jumped a fence, gaining access to the main house. But rather than purloining the prized possessions of a triumphant thespian and making for daylight, the thief decided to unwind with a spritz and a shvitz.
Police are still unsure if Depp was home at the time of the break-in. Maybe they should take another look at the suspect they have in custody.
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