In dire times like these, you have to do whatever's necessary to cover your ass.
Theft (Page 2)
Bank robbery is one thing you shouldn't #humblebrag about.
Talk about an inside job.
Dogs gone wild.
Thieves will steal anything, even the throne of thrones.
Florida man waits for no one.
Dog's best friend isn't cops. It's jerky.
Caught baby-handed.
Wallet On A Sidewalk. Photo: slobo (Getty) It truly does pay to be honest. Or maybe crime doesn’t pay? Eh, either…
Dude, where's my car?
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Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
Perv out.
She had the time of her life.
Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
