Pitching a tent would've been a lot cheaper.
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The most terrifying of defense mechanisms.
Unless of course you're finding time in your calendar for a hooker.
Weird. Fat asses are bringing down the asses.
Russia sure sounds a lot like Florida.
Broke as a joke but smooth as hell.
Unless you find yourself in a court of law, of course.
Nobody remembers being born. Even you.
Those late-night runs for the border are even worse than you thought.
Finally an explanation for Florida Man's antics.
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Perv out.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
The future is here.
[singlepic id=1599 w=600 h= float=center] You know when you’re a whore and you take tons of naked pictures of yourself…
It's all in the name.