Food & DrinkDunkin’ to Close 800 Stores But Will Keep You Buzzed At Home With New Caffeinated Cerealby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMac & Cheese Rebranded as Quarantine Breakfast For Kids, Perfect For Parents Who Can’t Cook For Crapby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkBudweiser and Dwayne Wade Launch Beer With Zero Alcohol and Likely Zero Tasteby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkYou Can Now Dine in a Parking Garage in LA, Lighting Really Matches the Moodby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkYou Still Can’t Get Sheet Cakes at Costco, They Don’t Trust Your Judgement in These Dark Daysby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkScience Says That All You Need to Do to Stay COVID-Free is to Pack Your Bowels With Fermented Foodsby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkAvocado Milk Is Coming to the US (But Whatever You Do, Don’t Put It On Toast)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkNew Research Says Men Should Only Have 1 Drink Per Day, Then How Do We Double-Fist These Beers?by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkThe Best Beers to Pair With Your Wings For National Chicken Wing Dayby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkScience Says We Haven’t Reached Peak Number of Hot Dogs We Can Consume in Competition, Fat Assesby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkKFC Making 3D-Printed Chicken, Answers Life’s Biggest Question By Removing the Egg Entirelyby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkRANKED! The Best Beachy Beers to Pretend You Actually Took a Vacation This Summerby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkIKEA Unveils ‘Plant Balls,’ Not Sounding Like Something We Want in Our Mouthsby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMandatory Good News: Country Time Wants to Give Your Kids a Stimulus Check For Their Lemonade Standby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkTaco Bell Downsizes Menu Due to Coronavirus, Does Not Downsize Likelihood of Diarrhea Thoughby Mandatory Editors
