Food & DrinkDunkin’ Donuts Dumps Styrofoam Cups (And Stronghold of Unsustainable Asshole Customers in the Process)by Ken Franklin
Food & Drink10 Festive Holiday Cooking and Baking Shows to Prep Your Colon For the Incoming Overdoseby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkPartridge and a Pairing: Matching Merry Movies With the Perfect Holiday Drinksby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkPapa John’s Founder Eats 40 Pizzas In One Month, Says It Tastes Different When You’re Made of Doughby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkMassive Booze-Filled Stocking Is Guaranteed to Make the Holidays OK (Red-Out Is the New Blackout)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkStinky Drinks: This Gin Has a Smelliest of Ingredients (Elephant Poop)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkKrispy Kreme’s New Holiday Flavors Are All You Need to Feel Fat By Christmasby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkThe ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’ Pop-Up Bar in Chicago Is the Merriest Thing Since Bing Crosby Tap-Danced With Danny F*cking Kayeby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkThe Best Low-Calorie Beers to Keep That Holiday Belly From Becoming a Bowl Full of Jellyby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkSpend Your Thanksgiving Playing Fat Jewish’s BABE Bingo Drinking Game (Instead of Listening to Your Relatives Talk Politics)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkBooze-Giving: A Mandatory Holiday Guide to Gifting the Very Best Liquor Has to Offerby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkMandatory Thanksgiving Day Drinking Guide: Pairing the Perfect Drink With Each Part of Your Turkey Dayby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkAbsurd Bird of the Year: Mac & Cheese Turkey Sweeps Nation of Stuffed Colons This Thanksgivingby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkParty Like the 99 Percent: The PBR 99-Pack Is Here to Keep the Party Going Until 2020by Christopher Osburn
Food & Drink8 Easy Hot Cocktails You Can Brew Up on the Stove (Anything to Get You Through the Holidays)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkToo Far: Costco Is Now Selling Eggnog Wine, Succeeds In Making Eggnog Somehow Grosserby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkRANKED! The Worst Thanksgiving Foods You Could Possibly Bring to the Partyby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkPoor Man’s Thanksgiving: Pringles Releases Whole Thanksgiving Meal of Chips (If You’re That Broke and Bad at Cooking)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkNot Lovin’ It: South Carolina Man Says He Got High From McDonald’s Sweet Tea, Probably Just Diabeticby Christopher Osburn
