Food & DrinkApple Pie Pepsi Is Two Insanely Sugary Sweets in One For an Extra Fattening, Lazy Holiday Season (Probably Tastes Like Ass Too – Love, A Coke Loyalist)by Mandatory Editors
Food & Drink‘Pumpion’ Pie Is a Holiday Dessert 350 Years in the Making, Great We’ll Eat Anythingby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkWaffle House Gets Its Own Beer, And It Smells Just Like…(Take One Guess)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkBrewery Trolls Rudy Guiliani With Its Four Saisons Landscaping Beer, We Support Canning Rudy For Goodby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkFrozen Cake Shaped Like Thanksgiving Turkey Gives People Just What They Want, Dessert That Looks Like Dead Birdby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkThe Mandatory Thanksgiving Hosting Guide to Cooking Your First Bird (And Everything That Will Go Wrong Along the Way)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkThanksgiving Turkey Protection Plan Insures Your Bird From Culinary Disaster, Sounds Like a Bunch of Bolognaby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkDIY Dunkaroos Are Here to Satisfy Your ’90s Nostalgia Fix, Because Nothing Says Childhood Like More Choresby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkRANKED! The 10 Worst Thanksgiving Day Dishes We Are Definitely Not Thankful Forby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkHere’s the Perfect Christmas Tree For Guys Who Love Whiskey and Hate Picking Up Pine Needlesby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkFriendsgiving Minus the Friends: 10 Staple Thanksgiving Day Fails We Are Thankful to Be Without in 2020by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkFood Fight: Couples Are Breaking Up Over What to Eat For Dinner, Study Says It’s a Dish Best Served COVIDby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkNational Happy Hour Day: The Best DIY Craft Cocktails When You’re the Bartender (And It’s Happy Hour All Day at Home)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkBaby Yoda Cocktail Goes Viral, Thanks to Jennifer Aniston (The Best of ‘Friends’ Indeed)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMandatory Movember: The Top 10 Tastiest Beers to Get Stuck in Your November Beardby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkYour Favorite Soda Brand Is Launching a Hot Sauce, The Question Is Do You Want to Dew Itby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkYellowstone Park Rangers Never Planned on Telling Hikers Not to Cook Chicken in Their Hot Springs (Until Now)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkTrending Holiday Donut Has Very Unfortunate But Funny Santa Scrotum-Themed Name Given to Itby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkThe McRib is Back (Again), We Attempt to Mansplain the Appeal of This Strange Sandwichby Christopher Osburn
