There is no God.
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His plan didn't go swimmingly.
It's come to this.
Pretty stupid, even for Florida Man.
Great idea! Oh wait, no it's not.
Maybe that drive-thru was 24 hours.
This man was on a mission.
"Ring it up!"
A valuable lesson.
It's the size of 12 standard bounce houses!
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Perv out.
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She had the time of her life.
Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.