Get Guy Fieri’s Trashcan Nachos Delivered to Your Door, The Gift That Keeps Giving a Reason to Stay Close to the Bathroom

Guy Fieri is a force of nature. And we don’t mean that he’s an unstoppable hurricane of talent, creativity, and modesty. No, he’s more of a tornado of frosted tips, over-excitement, and heart-attacking-inducing fried food. While he’s well known for visiting every greasy spoon on his Food Network show Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, he’s quickly becoming well-known for his own food and that includes his Las Vegas restaurant El Burro Borracho and its iconic, cheesy, gooey, enormous Trash Can Nachos.

If you don’t know about this monstrosity of carbs and cheese, it’s a giant tin can filled with nachos and the various accouterments therein. Since we’re amid a pandemic and you have the intelligence not to go traipsing around the country, you won’t be able to visit Vegas and enjoy this caloric nightmare any time soon.

Lucky for you, Goldbelly is here to help. This popular service ships foods from restaurants all over the country directly to you. One of its newest offerings is Fieri’s aforementioned nachos. Don’t worry, the nachos aren’t prepared beforehand. So you won’t receive a package of cheesy, wet, mush that would make more sense to be used as glue than actually eaten.

The $69 kit includes tortilla chips, cheddar cheese, Guy’s Super Melty Cheese Sauce, pico de gallo, black beans, jalapenos, cilantro, sour cream, and even pickled red onions. You can add barbecue brisket or pulled pork for an additional $10. If you’re thinking that $70 is a lot of money for nachos, this appetizer is enormous and is designed to feed 4 to 6 people. You also get a bottle of Fieri’s BBQ sauce and “Trash Can Nacho” tin can so you can recreate the layers of cheesy goodness at home.

So, if you want to take a trip to “Flavortown” while actually staying in your own home, frost your tips, grab your favorite flame-covered bowling shirt, stock up on the Lipitor and visit GoldBelly’s website to celebrate the holidays the Guy Fieri way.

Photo: Goldbelly

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