You know how it goes, sometimes you have to, uh, go, but you can’t wait so you just pee in a cup. Usually, this is the kind of thing that occurs while you’re stuck in traffic or stranded in the wilderness, but in our case, it happened at the happiest place on earth, Disneyland. It was all caught on video and shared by TikTok user @jamielynnspregnancytest.
From the get-go things in this video are tense. The woman in a pink tank top opens hard by saying, “I have a bad bladder.” Never in the history of ever has anyone said this and it not be followed up by something good. Eventually, we discover she’s speaking to Tom, a member of Disneyland security, who affirms he’s not judging her for publically pissing in the iconic amusement park. He is, however, asking her to leave.
This is not good enough for our small bladdered friend, so she does what any entitled woman would… she asks to speak to the manager. Only to find out that Tom is the most qualified manager to handle issues concerning public urination. Obviously, that’s not good enough for her and she asks for someone higher up, but instead is asked to leave the park for, “her safety.”
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Of course, hearing this makes her urinate from the mouth because she admits that she should be able to hold her bladder she’s a teacher. Not only that she’s a speech therapist who has peed on the Disneyland grounds and then refused to, uh, go. But not that like kind of go, the kind that doesn’t involve bodily fluids.
Eventually, the woman does leave, but not before humiliating herself by exclaiming, “I pay for your paychecks!” Oh really, did she pay for it with real American money or just the cups of pee that she apparently hauls around in her everyday life?
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