The Mandatory White House Fire Sale, Everyone Must Go! (10 Things The Trumps Aren’t Taking With Them)

The clock is ticking. It won’t be long until Donald and Melania Trump are escorted out of the White House, tails between their legs. OK, they probably won’t leave like that. It will be more like kicking and screaming. But come Jan. 20, 2021, they’ll need a forwarding address because new blood by the name of Joe and Jill Biden are moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

No matter where they go from here, the Trumps will have to downsize. That means they’ll be dumping a ton of stuff that once filled the White House. We’ve been imagining what a presidential yard sale might look like and the items one would encounter there. From the ridiculous to the practical, these are the 10 things the Trumps aren’t taking with them.

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