God helps us all if you get stuck in an elevator with Ted Cruz.
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Let's hope you never get stuck in an elevator with MTG. But if you do, we're here for you.
What's worse: this Texan senator or a deadly virus?
Could you be more useless?
The only person dumb enough to use a pencil as a sex toy is you, DeSantis.
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Don't forget the coke!
It's time to take your leave, Nancy.
Time for working retirement, Mitch McConnell.
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Perv out.
She had the time of her life.
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