8 Easy and Delicious Dinners That Make Sex the Obvious Dessert
There are very few things human beings truly need to survive. Food and sex are usually priorities, and they often work in tandem; one can lead to the other. For every person who’s ever made a sex joke about food and then watched that clever quip open the door for mind-blowing sex, this is for you. But more importantly, it’s for the people who didn’t even know that a chill banana joke done right might land you in the driver’s seat of someone else’s body.
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Nothing appeals to our baser instincts like tenderly cooking meat on an open fire. Grilling is like the caveman's way of saying, "I love you. Let's fuck."
Because tasting the rainbow is only topped by being on top.
There's a reason people say pizza is like sex: even when it's bad, it's good. Which translates pretty well when you tell your significant other you want to stay in, order a pizza, and "chill."
Insert vulgar joke about dick-shaped foods and the people who love them here.
Ice Cream Sundae
Start with the cherry on top. Tie its stem into a knot with your tongue so they'll know that when they finish dessert, they'll get their real treat.
The delectable joy of crispy, salty goodness will remind her of everything else she likes to put inside her person.
Women. Love. Chocolate. There's a reason men give women lavish boxes of chocolate every Valentine's Day. Giving your lady a surprise piece of chocolate to nosh on will certainly result in a surprise of your own. Wink. Wink.
Coffee is for closers but breakfast is for bangers. Take her out to breakfast for dinner to let her know that, like breakfast, you're down to have her anytime.
What food gets your juices flowing? Let us know in the comments!