FunMeanwhile in Indiana: Candy Shop Owner Dragged For Sexist Job Description (‘Splitters’ Need Not Apply)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Maryland: Candy Shop Selling Chocolate-Covered Cicadas, But Will It Get You Into a Horny Orgy, Too?by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkMandatory Food Fights: Dairy Queen’s Blizzard v. McDonald’s McFlurriesby Mandatory Editors
FunMeanwhile in the Bathtub: Woman Finds Herself in Giant Bowl of Hot Chocolate After Bath Bomb Failby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkCadbury Gets Creamed For Egging on Same-Sex Kisses to Children, Parents Say Stick to Feeding My Kids Polluted Candyby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkThe Mandatory Valentine Pairing Guide For the Whiskeys You Love and the Chocolate You Needby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkDream Job Alert: You Can Get Paid $30 an Hour to Eat and Judge Candy (Which You Already Do For a Living)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkRANKED! The 10 Best Holiday and Christmas Cookies to Shove in Your Ho Ho Holeby Mandatory Editors
