Florida Man Caught With 54 Xanax Pills In His Ass

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Anybody else think these pills taste like shit?

According to Action News Jax, a 34-year-old Jacksonville man is in deep shit after deputies with the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office found 54 pills jammed up his ass while they searched him Sunday morning before he was supposed to enter the Duval County Jail  on a different charge.

Police said the pills that came from Josh Fletcher’s anus were “possibly Alprazolam, commonly known as Xanax.” After recovering everything from his rectum, Fletcher was charged with introducing contraband into a detention facility.

Florida Man Caught With 54 Xanax Pills In His Ass

Fletcher has had one hell of a run since 2003, building a resume that includes fraudulent use of a credit card, burglary, domestic battery that caused bodily harm, fraudulent use of a credit card for a second time, burglary again, possession of burglary tools, weed possession, cocaine possession, burglary again, possession of burglary tools again, operating a motor vehicle without a proper license and of course, burglary again.

But I think we’ll all be in agreement that none of those have the same charm as being found with 54 Xanax pills hiding in your poop chute.

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