Seriously though, brush your teeth already.
Because now men are too lazy even to jerk off.
Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
It's Florida, why are you surprised?
Man suffering from misophonia can't stand the sound of chewing.
Sources close to the woman say she was caught snorting lines of pumpkin spice off the employee bathroom toilet.
"Cats" might be awful, but don't be surprised if the cast runs for president.
Just when you thought we couldn't get any dumber...
This Florida woman created ice cream flavors nobody wants to taste.
Man's best friend may be dog, but cats are great on bikes.