You can’t take it with you. That’s what people say when referencing the afterlife. You can’t take your mounds of…
94-year-old Suttie Economy cares and he has very specific instructions on what he wants his casket to look like.
You know the old saying, “Nothing in this world is certain except for death and taxes?” Well, now it’s just…
Maybe keep your feet on the ground instead – so you don’t end up 6 feet under it.
Dead bodies for sale (while supplies last).
Have your cake and get stoned, too.
When someone dies, you have to say something. Just make sure it's not one of these phrases.