FunWeird News of the Day: Family of Embalmers Preserves Dead People’s Tattoos, Turns Them Into Wall Artby Mandatory Editors
FunGum-Loving Man Given the OK to Be Buried in Juicy Fruit-Themed Casket, Hoping For That Long-Lasting Flavorby Christopher Osburn
FunWoman Pronounced Dead is Revived at Funeral Home, Thank God She Wasn’t Going to be Crematedby Nick Perkins
FunAirline Promises to Pay Funeral Costs If You Get COVID-19 In-Flight (But You’ll Be Dead So Who Cares)by Mandatory Editors
FunMother-Daughter Team Up to Sell Dead Infectious Bodies, Strangely Only Charged With Mail Fraud and Hazardous Materialsby Nick Perkins
FunFuneral Mourners Get Stoned After Being Served Hash Cake At Restaurant (That’s How He Would Have Wanted to Be Remembered)by Nick Perkins
Weird NewsMassachusetts Woman Skips Mom’s Funeral In Order To Steal From Her Homeby Mandatory Editors
