Sounds like the perfect storm.
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I feel sorrier for the fish.
Was that the day's lesson?
Well, she impressed me.
Well, maybe it sounded right in her head.
Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit? This is awesome.
Who knew a car wreck could be such a powerful aphrodisiac?
Because sometimes your car has to step in.
And now your student ID doesn't look so bad, huh?
I guess she really did nail it right on the head.
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Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
Perv out.
She had the time of her life.
Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
An Instagram model has been parading around the Big Apple showing off her cheeks. Her butt cheeks, that is.