RANKED! The Best Fast Food Burgers For When You’re Drunk as a Skunk

You’re drunk as a skunk and need some greasy, cheesy, fatty, and overall bad-for-you food stat to ward off collapse. Fast-food burgers are convenient and essential eats for the inebriated, but even your impaired taste buds won’t settle for just any burger. Before you order from UberEats or sway your way through a fast-food drive-thru, let us make your boozy, late night decisions easier. We’ve ranked the best fast-food burgers to nosh on when you’re so wasted you can’t even see straight (though your meal will likely end up all over the front of your shirt anyway).

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