Food & DrinkMeanwhile in New Jersey: Woman Claims McDonald’s Burger Wrapper Was ‘Smeared With Feces’ (We’ve Known the Food Was Crappy All Along)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Florida: Woman Finds Cigarette in Taco Bell Soft Taco (And Even That Couldn’t Make it Palatable)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile at McDonald’s: UK Man Points Fake Gun at Employees and Demands Chicken Nuggets During Breakfast Hours, Didn’t Even Go For the Supersizeby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkFast Food Menu Items You Should Never Eat (According to Employees Who Know)by Mandatory Editors
FunMeanwhile in Georgia: Armed Bystander Thwarts Chick-Fil-A Robber, People Really Are Struggling Out Thereby Ken Franklin
Food & DrinkRunaway Ronald: Statue of McDonald’s Mascot Clown Stolen, And Yes They Actually Want it Backby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkMandatory Food Fight: McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King Battle It Out For ‘Best Chicken Sandwich,’ Each Making Note to Bring Real Chickenby Mandatory Editors
Food & Drink‘Big Macs and Burgundy’ Teaches You How to Pair Fine Wine With Your Favorite Junk Foodby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Connecticut: State Decides Its Hallmark Food Is Pizza, Neighboring States Call Bullsh!tby Christopher Osburn
