RANKED! The Best Fast Food French Fries

French fries are more than just a wingman for burgers and steaks. They rank among the world’s greatest inventions and our love of them is perhaps the one thing that binds the human race together. Just saying the word “fries” can bring a smile to the lips of hardened men. Who knew that an ugly little spud found in the dirt would transform into the most popular item in fast-food history?

Today we brutally rank the best (and worst) french fries in the world of fast food. Did your favorite fry make it to the top of the greasy crisp heap? Find out below.

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