Honest Timeline: Your First Tinder Dating Experience

Anyone who has tried Tinder remembers the day it came into their lives. (It was, coincidentally, the last time you felt sane or rested.) Going on your first swipe-right date can be a bit nerve-racking, but you’ll put on your big boy pants and go out into the world, full of anxiety, only to regret leaving your Netflix queue. Like all things involving human interaction, it won’t go even remotely as planned, but at least you have this hilarious honest timeline to look back on and laugh at when you’re old and lonely, after eventually throwing your phone in the ocean.

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Who popped your Tinder cherry? Was the experience that bad? Let us know in the comments?

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