FunMeanwhile in Florida: Naked Woman Goes on Rampage at Outback Steakhouse, Clearly Has Beef With Clothes at Dinner (Don’t We All Now?)by Mandatory Editors
LivingMeanwhile in New York: New Dating Trend Puts Blindfolded Singles on First Dates Before a Live Audience (Because Dating Isn’t Awful Enough Already)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkAirport Opens Shot Bar For Nervous Travelers to Loosen Up, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?by Christopher Osburn
FunLast Call: Man’s Ashes Mixed in Pint of Beer, Poured Down Pub Drain to Fulfill His Dying Wishby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMandatory Acts of Charity: World’s Best Customer Tips $3000 After Buying One Beerby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkLockdown Loophole: Tequila Bar Applies to Become a Church in COVID Hail Maryby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkEngland Pub Installs Electric Fence to Keep Patrons Away From Bartenders, We Find This Shockingby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkMandatory Good News: Bar Owner Donates All the Dollar Bills Stapled to Her Walls to Furloughed Employeesby Christopher Osburn
