Not your typical joyride.
Not something you see everyday in nature.
Brutal.
Quite the party.
Great news for German ass droppers.
It's pretty much "Goldilocks and the Three Bears 2," except it looks as though Goldilocks has dabbled in the meth…
Not very sexy.
May want to handle with gloves.
Damn turkeys and your rap music.
Just another crazy teacher.