Burglar Gets Hammered On Homeowner’s Whiskey, Passes Out Naked In His Bed

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Take a breather, Florida. Wisconsin has you covered for today.

According to WSAW, a 40-year-old Oshkosh man was arrested and expected to be charged with burglary, damage to property, disorderly conduct and possession of marijuana after police said he broke into an Appleton man’s home, ate his muffins, drank his whiskey, got buck naked and then passed out in his bed.

Burglar Gets Hammered On Homeowner’s Whiskey, Passes Out Naked In His Bed

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The homeowner called police Saturday after he returned home to find that someone had broken into his house. A brief investigation revealed that not only was that indeed the case but also that that someone was still in the house and sleeping naked in his bed.

When police arrived on the scene, they woke up the man and asked him what the hell was going on. The man’s response? You guessed it: He was on meth.

The naked methhead was later identified as Bradley Braxton, and it turned out that he was “out on bond for a separate crime,” so he’ll likely face bail jumping charges for leaving Oshkosh.

No word if Braxton uses meth strictly because he wakes up most mornings in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

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