Sweet baby Jesus, this is what our lives are going to be like now. You thought the touchy-feely nature of Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox was icky, or that the PDA that Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian broadcast all over the internet is bad. Well, here come Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, the newest “WTF?!” celebrity couple, already jonesing to show the world how hot they are for each other.
And how do they show it? With a hickey. Yes, the 28-year-old comedian (and the most unlikely Hollywood stud ever) was recently spotted in public with a red-hued welt on his neck that could only be the makings of the 41-year-old MILF – and the stuff of a middle schooler’s wet dreams.
Kim Kardashian's new guy Pete Davidson reveals LOVE BITE on his neck during romantic date in LA
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) November 23, 2021
Twitter had some hilarious takes on the physical evidence of the odd couple’s horniness:
Kim is ruthless sending Pete Davidson into public with a hickey on for headlines. Kanye’s next album might actually contain cuss words.
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) November 24, 2021
kris jenner gave pete davidson that hickey to distract us from astroworld
— air mattress ashley (@countryguy4by4) November 23, 2021
I could have gone my entire life without knowing that Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davidson a hickey, but here we are…
— Renee Libby emoji – emoji (@ReneeAlida) November 23, 2021
Me, logging on to this bird app after a day's work and immediately seeing a picture of Pete Davidson's hickeys pic.twitter.com/cZdPvrlVIq
— ? Witch Cake ? (@hollycassell) November 23, 2021
It could be that Davidson’s already bizarre body is just getting weirder…but more likely, it’s love at first bite. We wish we could skip the inevitable progression from hickey to sex tape and jump straight to the breakup.
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