pete davidson
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Pete Davidson attends the 2021 Met Gala benefit "In America: A Lexicon of Fashion" at Metropolitan Museum of Art on September 13, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/WireImage)

Is Pete Davidson Rocking Hickey Courtesy of Kim Kardashian, Or Is His Body Just Getting Weirder?

Sweet baby Jesus, this is what our lives are going to be like now. You thought the touchy-feely nature of Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox was icky, or that the PDA that Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian broadcast all over the internet is bad. Well, here come Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, the newest “WTF?!” celebrity couple, already jonesing to show the world how hot they are for each other.

And how do they show it? With a hickey. Yes, the 28-year-old comedian (and the most unlikely Hollywood stud ever) was recently spotted in public with a red-hued welt on his neck that could only be the makings of the 41-year-old MILF – and the stuff of a middle schooler’s wet dreams.

Twitter had some hilarious takes on the physical evidence of the odd couple’s horniness:


It could be that Davidson’s already bizarre body is just getting weirder…but more likely, it’s love at first bite. We wish we could skip the inevitable progression from hickey to sex tape and jump straight to the breakup.

Cover Photo: Taylor Hill / Contributor (Getty Images)



// ad on openWeb