Megan Fox Sucking the Lifeblood From Machine Gun Kelly to Stay Hot, Twitter Speculates Yet Another Ah-Ha Moment

All right. By now we all know Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have a thing going on. First, we saw them making out on the beach in Puerto Rico while filming the worst-reviewed movie of the year, Midnight in the Switchgrass. Then we saw them making out in MGK’s music video Bloody Valentine. After that, we saw the pair make out in literally every place they’ve ever set foot in together. But what at first glance looked like nothing more than the normal honeymoon phase of a hot and bothered celebrity couple, now looks to be something far more sinister.

Twitter, ever the observant little gossip, noticed a macabre progression to Fox and MGK’s PDA sessions. Over the course of just a year and a half, MGK has visibly started to lose his life force, and folks are suspecting Fox’s tongue has something to do with it. In fact, the rumor hill has churned out a new theory claiming that every kiss from Fox’s perfect mouth is a vampiric exchange of lifeblood, an unholy pact between one eternal lover and her mortal mate – which if you forego sleep to venture endlessly down the Twitter wormhole, makes perfect sense.

Now, the latest public canoodling sesh at MGK’s concert at The Greek has reilluminated this dark gospel for many, that once seen, can never be unseen. Obviously, Twitter had some thoughts.

It seems the internet agrees. Trade your eternal soul for a smooch fest with Megan Fox? Um, does the Pope shit in the woods?

Cover Photo: Todd Williamson/NBC (Getty Images)

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