What is the return policy on sharks?
Welcome to the scrappiest place on Earth.
Magicians are supposed to pull a rabbit out of a hat, not get a hole in the head.
This is the shittiest court case ever.
Who needs food when you can binge on oxygen?
Because 99 percent of problems start on the toilet.
And you thought your Uber driver was bad.
Even assholes can get platinum status.
Have you ever found yourself throwing back a few with your friends, then later going on some sort of shopping…
Instead of calling in sick, this guy went on a road rampage to avoid going to work.