Don't think this will fit in your backpack.
The offensive line sucks. Period.
Who wants a mustache ride?
Thinking about baseball will no longer kill an erection.
"Tell Scott he's full of..."
Expect this game to be played in every frat house in America.
Indy, cover your heart!
Rejected.
Barf. Times two.
Let's just say if there was gold up there, he definitely found it.