FunMan Drops iPhone Out of a Plane With Camera Filming, Apple Wishes It Made This Commercialby Christopher Osburn
CultureSteve Jobs’ Daughter Eve Makes Modeling Debut, We’d Buy Whatever iPhone She Told Us Toby Mandatory Editors
GearApple Upgrades iPhones Tricks, Downgrades on Accessories (Earphones and Chargers Magically Disappear)by Nick Perkins
GearSee Apple’s 5G iPhone 12 Features, Following Tim Cook Showing Off All the Work He Didn’t Do to an Empty Roomby Christopher Osburn
FunNew iPhone Update Allows Users to Opt in For COVID Notifications, Most Likely a Series of Sad Mask-Free Emoji Facesby Christopher Osburn
FunApple Delays iPhone 12 Release, Consumers Expected to Just Use Phone They’ve Had a Whole Year Alreadyby Jeff Kronenfeld
FunApple’s iPhones Can Now Recognize Your Face ID While Wearing a Safety Mask, Probably Only As Long As You’re Still Cryingby Nick Perkins
Life HacksYour iPhone Can Weigh Drugs (And 7 Other Handy Uses For Degenerate Phone Addicts)by Ken Franklin
GearApple’s New AirPods Pro Cancel the Noise of People Laughing at You (And Sound of Your Bank Account Losing $249)by Sabrina Cognata
