FunMeanwhile in Florida: Horny Man Arrested For Making Furry Love to Stuffed Animals at Local Target Asks ‘Is It News If There’s No Surprise?’by Christopher Osburn
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Thaws Thanksgiving Turkey in Backyard Pool, Secret Ingredient Is Chlorine (And Maybe a Dash of Covid)by Nick Perkins
FunMeanwhile In Florida: Man Catches 1000-Pound Gator, Claims It ‘Stalked’ Him For Years (Sounds Like Rip-Off of ‘Happy Gilmore’)by Mandatory Editors
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Faints in Heat, Firefighters Finish Mowing His Lawn (Hopefully Helped Themselves to a Cold Beer and Made Out With His Wife, Too)by Christopher Osburn
FunThree-Legged Bear Caught on Camera Stealing Diet Coke From Garage, Can’t Taste the Feelingby Christopher Osburn
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Fake Pizza Orders, Cheesy Prank Still Reigns Supremeby Christopher Osburn
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Hits Disney Employee Over Face Mask, Mickey Says See You in Magical Prisonby Christopher Osburn
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Police Arrest 8-Year-Old Boy for Behavioral Issues, Since Adults in Florida Are Doing So Wellby Nick Perkins
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Man Holds Onto Moving Semi for Dear Life, Perfect Metaphor for 2020by Nick Perkins
CultureMeanwhile in Florida: Bear Responsibly Takes Out the Trash Can, Treats Himself at the Endby Christopher Osburn
