FunMeanwhile in Florida: Gainesville Considering Open Container Laws to Allow Public Drinking Because That’s What Florida Needs, More Alcoholby Mandatory Editors
EntertainmentHallmark Channel to Debut Wines Paired to Their Movies, And You Thought You Were Crying a Lot Nowby Christopher Osburn
FunMeanwhile in Texas: Woman Attempting to Hit Lover With Car Plows Into Liquor Store Instead (Because What This Situation Needs Is More Booze)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkBud Light Seltzer Popsicles Makes Keeping Kids Sober the New Summer Challenge, Missed Opportunity Not Calling Them ‘Pedophile Pops’by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkBackpack With Hidden Wine Dispenser Is Our Go-To Purchase For This Slutty Summerby Christopher Osburn
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