The Future Former President’s Guide to Transitioning Careers When You’re Suddenly Unemployed (And Unemployable)

Donald Trump will not be president forever. (Thank God.) His time in office will come to an end, hopefully sooner rather than later. When it does, the crappy-businessman-cum-shitty-reality-TV-star-cum-worst-leader-in-the-history-of-the-United-States will have to find something new to do with his time. Will he slap his name on more phallic buildings? Launch a news network? Divorce Melania and marry his favorite daughter Ivanka? Who knows! The world will be his (stinky, rancid) oyster.

Whatever Trump does next, we’re pretty sure it won’t be politics. He’ll have to transition from the most powerful position in the world (if the U.S. believes its own hype) to…well…something less powerful. Perhaps you’re in the same career-transition boat, given the way coronavirus (and our government’s incompetent response to it) has wreaked havoc on the economy. If that’s the case, we have some tips for you on making a career change, illustrated with some classic and hilarious Trump GIFs. Check ’em out and get to work!

Cover Photo: Win McNamee / Staff (Getty Images)

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