The Rusty American Guide For Getting Back to Being a Royal A-hole in Restaurants

Across the country, restaurants are reopening. It’s been months since we’ve enjoyed a hearty, professionally prepared meal in public, and we’re hungry for the socializing aspect of dining out as much as we are for the sustenance. As we flock back to our favorite haunts, however, we might need a reminder on how to behave. Most of our recent meals have been cooked in the microwave and eaten standing over the kitchen sink, after all. That’s why we’re here for you with the Rusty American Guide for being an A-hole at a restaurant. Review our tips, then make your reservation. Dining out is back, baby!

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