Food & DrinkMeanwhile in St. Louis: Woman Celebrates 100th Birthday With 100 White Castle Sliders (Clearly Doesn’t Want to Live Until Next Birthday)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in California: Italian Restaurant Only Serves Unvaccinated Guests (Spaghetti With a Side of Covid, Anyone?)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Nebraska: Disgruntled Burger King Employees Announce ‘We All Quit’ on Sign, Have It Your Way Indeedby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Maine: Mom Finds Drugs In Son’s Happy Meal, Some Parents Have All the Luckby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkDating App Bumble to Open NYC Restaurant, A Sweet Space to Have Your Next Disappointing Dateby Mandatory Editors
FunMeanwhile in Florida: Naked Woman Goes on Rampage at Outback Steakhouse, Clearly Has Beef With Clothes at Dinner (Don’t We All Now?)by Mandatory Editors
FunMeanwhile in Texas: Security Guard Busts Out Martial Arts Moves at Mexican Restaurant (Ay, Caramba!)by Mandatory Editors
DealsGet Your Chow on the Inexpensive Way With This $100 Restaurant.com eGift Card For $18by CraveOnline
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in New Jersey: Woman Claims McDonald’s Burger Wrapper Was ‘Smeared With Feces’ (We’ve Known the Food Was Crappy All Along)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Florida: Woman Finds Cigarette in Taco Bell Soft Taco (And Even That Couldn’t Make it Palatable)by Mandatory Editors
