RANKED! The Best Junk Food to Eat When You’re Drunk

After a night of hard drinking, nobody wants to eat a bowl of quinoa topped with hand-picked morels (put your hand down, Sting). We want junk food and we want it now. The greasier and more food-coma-inducing the better. While we know that (typically) whatever random item we find behind the mayonnaise jar in the fridge will do the job, today we want to aim a little higher with these delicious foods that can be procured quickly, cheaply, and at odd hours (when most respectable establishments would turn us away with judgemental arms crossed). Because you never know when you’re going to be drunk, hungry, and in dire need of some high-class junk food.

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