Porn Scrub: Spring Cleaning the Filth From Your Digital Life

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You’ve probably been applying the KonMarie Method on things like your clothes and books, but there’s probably something you’ve forgotten during your spring cleaning. That’s right. Your smartphone holds the filthiest thoughts, texts, photos, and videos you’ve ever looked at, let alone saved. Instead of having a panic attack every time your girlfriend gets near your phone, do yourself a favor and clean that mofo.

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When was the last time you wiped your phone of all the filth that’s overloading it? Will you be clearing your folders of nudes from girlfriend’s past? Let us know in the comments!

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