A 52-year-old Mexican man with a penis that is nearly 19 inches long says his huge penis has left him “dismal” and unable to work, but we’re pretty sure we know of one industry that would put him to work the minute his tests come back negative.
According to Huffington Post, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera says his life is being wrecked by his massive dong that not only measures 19 inches in length but also boasts a circumference of damn near 10 inches.
Cabrera claims he has no social life and women are too scared to be with him. We also assume that the athletic pants he is sporting in the video below are always part of his daily attire, as it looks like wearing any style of jeans would pretty much choke him out.
Cabrera also said he would like to be recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest boomstick on the planet, but officials said there is no such category.
That means at least for the time being, the biggest dick in the world will continue to be Justin Bieber.
In a world of penis wars, this guy is the exact opposite: British Man With No Penis Says He’s Slept With More Than 100 Women