This guy's Saturday night was so good, it's criminal.
Have your cake and get stoned, too.
And you thought your night was crappy.
"It was a perfect book cover."
The cops aren't going to help you recover your stash, bro.
Well, that's one way to avoid a breakup.
This was his moment. Throughout his entire life, he’d been told that he couldn’t do it, that he wasn’t big…
The stuffed animals did not consent to this.
A Champagne a day keeps the reaper away.
You have to admit, blood does look a lot like the inside of a juicy tomato.