Scaring someone silly is a terrible teaching method.
Catch 'em while you can.
When the girlfriend's away, the boys will play.
So bad they're good.
Take that, burglars!
The pussification of America continues.
SEVEN! (actually, there are only two, but that didn't sound like "KEVIN!")
Once, twice, three times a movie.
Kevin had no mercy at all.
This dude was making bank apparently.