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Botch Job: 37-Year-Old Virgin Gets 6-Foot String Stuck in Penis During Sex Game, Pretty Sure He Lost (Also, How Old Is This Virgin?)

You’ve heard of the 40-year-old virgin, a character made infamous by actor Steve Carell in the Judd Apatow movie of the same name. But this real-life tale of a 37-year-old virgin is stranger than fiction – and just might deserve its own feature film.

It all begins when the aforementioned poor soul – an Indonesian man living with his mother – was engaged in some elaborate masturbatory techniques. While watching a porn flick, he inserted a nylon string meant for beads into the urethra of his erect penis. Then it got stuck.

After having trouble peeing, seeing blood in his urine, and suffering from severe stomachaches, he went to the doctor.

“The patient was diagnosed with a urinary bladder foreign body,” a case study in the medical journal Radiology Case Reports reads.

Medical professionals inserted a camera into his bladder and found a “black bundle of nylon string.” After knocking the kinky kook out with anesthesia, doctors extracted the string with forceps.

He spent two days in the hospital but made a full recovery.

So WTF was this dude doing with a string up his pecker? That part of the story is still unclear. It’s possible he was “sounding,” the practice of deriving pleasure by inserting things in your pee hole. Or he was just playing a sick and twisted game to get off. Either way, if he keeps this behavior up, this virgin might not even make it to 40.

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