But before you run to the bathroom to get your bottle of Jergens, you should know she was a 51-year-old woman hopped up on heroin.
According to The Smoking Gun, Michele Cernak was arrested last week after she allegedly pulled her truck over, walked to the middle of the road, dropped her jeans and started performing yoga. But we’re assuming the stash of pills and heroin police found in her truck is what really got her in trouble.
Ocala police responded to 911 calls Wednesday afternoon about an intoxicated woman doing yoga in the middle of the street and stripping. One responding officer noted in his report that Cernak was already in handcuffs when he arrived, but Cernak still had “her jeans down to her ankles with only her panties covering her private area.”
A search of her vehicle turned up several aluminum foil packets of heroin as well as a used syringe, crack pipe, hydrocodone, alprazolam and an unspecified prescription drug.
According to the officer’s report, Cernak told police she used the syringe to shoot up two of the four bindles of heroin she had just purchased, and that’s why she was bleeding from her ankle. He also kept referring to heroin as “heroine,” which means he might have been a fan of what Cernak was bringing to the table.
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