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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 26: Kanye West onstage during the 2022 BET Awards at Microsoft Theater on June 26, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Paras Griffin/Getty Images for BET)

Kanye West Celebrates Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson Breakup With Photoshopped Obituary (As One Does)

Kanye West just can’t keep his mouth shut.

The ink is barely dry on the headlines reporting that his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, and her boy toy, comedian Pete Davidson, have broken up but the born-again rapper is already celebrating the demise of the oddest celebrity rebound relationship ever.

How did he announce his schadenfreude? On Instagram, as one does, if one is petty and eager to incur some really bad karma.

In solid evidence that this guy has too much time on his hands and should be making music rather than terrorizing his ex-wife, West (or should we say “Ye”?) created a fake New York Times front-page headline that read, “SKETE DAVIDSON DEAD AT AGE 28.”

Because Kanye has a tendency to delete the hateful, inappropriate, and downright immature stuff he posts on his Instagram, we’re going to share a screenshot of, rather than embed, the DIY obituary here.

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At least one commenter told Ye what’s up: “LMAO u gotta chill brozay.”

They’re not the only one trying to get through Ye’s thick skull. An anonymous source has apparently been blabbing to The Daily Mail, saying that Kim Kardashian is pissed at Kanye’s disrespectful behavior.

“Kim won’t stand for this,” the source said. “She has been vigorously defending Pete. She’ll never get back together with Kanye over the way he’s treated the people she loves and respects. She has tried incredibly hard to have a good co-parenting situation for the children. She won’t stand for this type of behavior from him.”

News flash: in the time it took us to write this post, West already deleted the offensive post. Kardashian may not have been able to make things work with Pete Davidson, but we sure as hell know who’s the boss in her relationship with Kanye West.

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