Amid rumors of cannibalistic fantasies, most women are taking a step back from Call Me by Your Name actor Armie Hammer. But not Brandi Glanville. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is sticking her neck out, not only to flirt with the ostracized celeb on social media but to offer him a part of her body, too.
“Dear @armiehammer You can have my rib cage [heart emoji] how do you just keep getting hotter and hotter #letsbbq,” she recently tweeted.
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) February 8, 2021
The tweet references a statement made by Hammer’s ex Courtney Vucekovich in a Page Six interview claiming that Hammer “said to me he wants to break my rib and barbecue and eat it.”
While some might say that Glanville is just feeding the man’s fantasies (ahem), Twitter users were not here for her unsavory come-on. Instead of barbecued, she got burned.
brandi it’s not too late to delete this tweet
— girlboss juice (@aliascricket) February 8, 2021
— Rose (@RoseHarding) February 8, 2021
You just know there’s going to be an episode based on him & this tweet. I can see it now: B list celebrity gets accused of domestic violence & cannibalism. D celebrity says pick me & goes missing. The team finds her in his freezer
— invisigoth510 (@Invisigoth510) February 8, 2021
— Sister Sister (1.4m followers) (@bluecirclebabe) February 8, 2021
plz I know youre messy but this is bad
— Alex Meyer (@AJMeyer) February 8, 2021
Well this is hot garbage. Anything to try to stay relevant I suppose?
— Candace (@candacewatt_) February 8, 2021
— Joe Gunn (@joegunn) February 8, 2021
Of course Hammer (and his lawyer) have denied any truth to the rumors about his affinity for eating the fairer sex, but in light of the bad buzz, he was kicked to the curb by WME (his agency) and dropped out of Shotgun Wedding, a rom-com he was meant to star in alongside Jennifer Lopez.
Whether the rumors are true or not, Glanville throwing herself at Hammer is proof of a sad cliché: that women love bad boys, even alleged abusers.
Be careful what you wish for, Brandi, ‘cause you just might get it. Between your hunger for attention and Hammer’s appetite for danger, you two just might be the perfect pairing.
Cover Photos: Randy Shropshire / Stringer and Raymond Hall / Contributor (Getty Images)
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